“Your husband?”
“Love would be
the only reason to come here,” she said.
“I certainly didn’t come for the weather.”
To be fair,
Denmark is pretty cold at the end of October,
which wasn’t helped by the fact that it rained practically every day for the
ten days my friend and I were there (not usual, the locals assured me). But there are a myriad of reasons to go to Denmark , not
the least of which is the Danes themselves.
I found them to be uniformly tall, stylish, and attractive; they are also
some of the warmest, kindest, friendliest people I have ever come across
(though if I were tall, stylish, and attractive, I’d be pretty pleased with the
world too). When I got a bit disoriented
touring the endless rooms of Frederiksborg
Palace , a security guard
helpfully volunteered that she thought I had seen that wing already, and walked
me to a different section. When we
travelled to the city of Aarhus
to see the famous bog bodies, the owner of the apartment we rented told us to
just leave the money on the counter on the day we were to leave.
Another
compelling reason would be the sleepy wind-swept island of Ærø ,
in southern Denmark . We took the ferry across to Ærøskøbing, a 17th
century fishing town so perfectly preserved it looks fake, like something Walt Disney
would build. The twisting cobblestone
streets are lined with crooked, half-timbered, Hobbit-sized houses painted in
candy colours. Affixed to some of the
window frames are little “spy mirrors”, which enables residents to keep an eye
on any drama and gossip fodder unfolding on the street without having to be
gauchely obvious about it.
We
were welcomed to our bed and breakfast with tea and lacy oatmeal cookies.
The owner is a transplanted Brit who had the
idiosyncrasy of being very particular about her eggs, laid by free range hens
living in the back garden. The first
night there were only three other guests; we were awoken the next morning by
loud talking and laughing coming from the couple next door. My friend was not amused, but since we were
up we dressed and went down to breakfast.
That couple were the only other occupants in the dining area, where we
were to serve ourselves, buffet-style. We
asked the owner for more eggs, since there was only one left, and she said,
“But I made five eggs for five people!” then turned and stared
pointedly at the couple. I tried to
quash the raucous laughter in my head.
We
rented bikes to tour the island, first stopping at the bakery down the street
to pick up some Danishes, or wienerbrød (translated as “Viennese bread”, as they
supposedly originated in Vienna ). From the day of our arrival we had been
waging a “A Danish A Day: No Danish Left Behind” campaign. Wienerbrød are nothing like the sickly sweet
North American version. They are
lighter, flakier – basically happiness in pastry form.
We
biked past many U-shaped farms, with three walls surrounding a courtyard of
sorts. Wind turbines lined the shores; Ærø,
in contrast to its atmosphere of being frozen in time, is attempting to become
completely energy self-sufficient. We
bought some apples from an unmanned stand on the side of the road, leaving the
money in a basket. We made a picnic of it
in the churchyard of Tranderup Kirke, a 14th century church with
Viking ships hanging from the vaulted ceiling, rather than your usual
candelabras. My wienerbrød featured a
marzipan filling and a poppy seed topping.
It was the best pastry I’ve ever had, and I am a bit of a pastry tramp.
Afterward,
we headed to the cliffs of Vodrup Klint, which descends in earthen steps down
to the rugged beach. I stood on a rock,
lost myself in contemplation and gazed out over the grey wrinkled sea.
And
that is one of the greatest beauties of Ærø.
My vacation style is one of frenetic activity, sightseeing and shopping
as fast as I can. Ærø forced me – for
two days, at least – to be still and surrender a little to the dreamy air of
hushed melancholy.
I’m not kidding
about the forced. After about 7 pm , there is not much open in Ærøskøbing. We got some groceries and had a supper of
smoked salmon and rugbrød, a dark angular rye bread, spread with Danish blue
cheese, and dreamed of the wienerbrøds we’d be eating tomorrow.
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